13 year old Sarah weighs in

Hell yeah!! Is that a plastic barrette? It looks like it's just barely staying in, like she didn't even care when she attached it. Can you do that? I'm totally gonna do that and tell everyone I don't give a fuck.  Mom, we're going to Rite Aid.

Oh my god, have you seen this video (probably not).  It's crazy! Well press play if you want an intense experience.  There's this one scene where a really small monkey is on a cross, and then there's these twins, and there are candles EVERYWHERE. A tiny piano!! Whoa! Ok, but don't play it too loud because my parents don't want me to watch this.

Ok, I know there's a baby penis on my t-shirt, but you have to look past that.  He's chasing a dollar bill, underwater.  You know the water represents the womb, and the dollar is the government, because even in the womb they want to control you and your babies. I know this girl on my soccer team who's name is Rochelle and she says that you can get pregnant even if you just go swimming with a guy because sperm swims, kinda like this baby is swimming. Whoa does Nirvana know that this is how babies can be made? Maybe this is one of those pool babies that Kurt made and he and Courtney keep it in a pool ALL the time because they have this mansion in Portland with like 3 pools and they're all connected because the baby never gets out of the pool (he cries). So he just swims from pool, to pool, to pool, and that's why they took this photo and why I bought the t-shirt, Dad.

I mean, he would marry me right? Maybe in a year or two when I get breasts and I'm learning how to play the bass and I'm at the Southern New Jersey gifted and talented annual Olympics of the Mind Competition, maybe he would be a judge! I mean why wouldn't he be the judge at our annual OMC. He's totally gifted, but he doesn't take it seriously like Jill Rodeo who thinks you have to wear turtlenecks and Benetton cardigans just to take AP English. I wrote 3 short stories all about this guy who lives all alone after a nuclear bomb goes off and he grows all these weird tentacles and shit, then he meets this beautiful reluctant vampire girl and they make mutant babies.  I got a B+. 

I mean he's making up his own language. Jill Rodeo says that it's "puerile" and "banal" (her words, what a bitch). But I told her that it's no different than Joyce's use of slang in Ulysses. That shut her up, she's never even read it. I will totally read that book one day when I live in a city with a decent coffee shop. 

This movie wasn't that great.  He pushed those drugs OUT of that lady's arm. That's not cool, I mean he's a musician that doesn't do needle drugs, lame. Although I did like the crow (the bird not the dude) because I read this book about spirit animals and my spirit animal is totally a crow because I have black hair.

My mom says that if I keep up my GPA, I can get these for Christmas.  I don't believe in Christmas, it's a stupid commercial holiday for a god I don't EVEN believe in. I'm a Buddhist, or maybe a Satanist. Just kidding, Satanists are stupid (even though they dress cool).  Coral Roberts dates a metal guy who says he's a Satanist.  I believe her, she's crazy. One time she pretended to be sick and stayed home from school. She prank called 911 like 3 times. She told them her house was on fire. They almost came to her HOUSE! She got in so much trouble.  I would never prank call 911 that's really juvenile, they provide a service.

I like that you can make something so sharp so pretty. I made a ton of these on Saturday  and then I strung them all on this fake pearl necklace I got at the Vineland Goodwill. It's like I took something that NOBODY wanted and made it beautiful.
 I wish I had a boyfriend.

I wish I had a boyfriend like this.

No, more like this! Look at his face, he's so intense.  Maybe we could meet in group therapy in a really poorly run mental institution where the doctors are too jaded (my new favorite word) to care and he doesn't take their meds or their SHIT. Then they try electroshock therapy as a last ditch effort, but he and I escape the night before and we move to Canada and live in a cabin along this beautiful lake. But then we move to the city and become crazy artists in a loft and we never become jaded, ever.

This is going to be my first tattoo.  It's like a cave painting or something you would see woven into a Navajo blanket.  It's so tribal.  Pearl Jam is a really great band because they talk about serious issues, but they just cut through all of the bullshit.  There's a lot of bullshit in the world.

This band (you've probably never even heard of them) is called Daisy Chainsaw.  Cool right! It's just like the beaded safety pins, they took a soft thing and a dangerous thing and they combined it together. It's like how my band is going to be called Concrete Cotton Candy. Don't use it, I already called it. Jill Rodeo told me that I'm not a good musician because she made first chair violin and I only made second chair. I told her that the next time she and her brother Carl go swimming, she's going to get knocked up.

I like how they placed the eye the wrong way. It's cool how you can turn something like an eyelid on it's side and it doesn't mean anything. I think the eye is crying too, weird. Well, that's the Cure for you.
Ok bye!!!